Is there anything that the supreme leader can’t do? In 2010 North Korea boasted about how they managed to create clean infinite energy with nuclear fusion, a task that physicists have been trying to crack for years. This is unlikely (to say the least) as the DPRK continues to battle with power outages.

Now North Korea is claiming to have cured a whole host of dangerous diseases in one miracle drug. The new miracle drug that has been around for the last 23 years (they kept that one quiet) will be called Kumdang-2 and is to be injected. It contains homegrown ginseng as well as a host of other elements that have not been released. In a statement issued by the state controlled news publication KCNA Dr Jon Sung Hun said:

“The researchers insert rare earth elements (REE) into insam (gingseng) by applying the mico-elementary fertilisers of REE to the fields of insam.”

The doctor continued to say:

“The injection is made of extracts from those complex compounds. As a strong-immuno-activator, the injection has been recognized to prevent different malignant epidemics.”

The North Korean dictator claims that the drug cures AIDS, ebola and a whole host of cancers; which cancers it cures have not been specified. In a study on its effect on HIV it claims that 56% of test subjects were completely cured while 44% saw a “considerable” improvement in the test that took place in Africa.

I shall not be holding my breath to see this miracle drug in action, although they claim it can also cure heart disease, arthritis, diabetes (only 36% of test subjects though), bird flu, new flu, drug addiction, oh and impotence, this drug can cure your erectile dysfunction. If you live in Europe you will be able to buy it on its website, but please, don’t.